Thursday, December 13, 2007

Balls of Fury - PingPang!!!


Balls Of Fury is a story of a has been child PingPong("PingPang" - Christopher Walken) sports star Randy Daytona. The FBI asks him for help by infiltrating the triad as a competitor in the PingPang competition being held by triad leader Feng(That's F-E-N-G, seriously, he doesnt like it mispronounced) Soon he realizes that he is rusty at the sport and requires the help of a blind PingPang master who happens to have a really hot niece. I know i know i always have to show you the girl. Its getting to be a habit of mine. So here she is, Maggie.

Sigh. Yummy. anyways, Christopher Walken dresses up like a woman in this one. Its a trend. Sort of like John Travolta in Hairspray. I like that movie by the way. Hey well they have a good soundtrack at least. ROCK ON!!!

SOUNDTRACK:
1. Poison "Nothin' But A Good Time"
2. LoudLion "Rock Of Ages"
3. Eddie Money "Two Tickets To Paradise"
4. Dan Fogler & Danny Saber "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
5. LoudLion "Love Will Break Your Heart"
6. Whitesnake "Slide It In"
7. Slash's Snakepit "Be The Ball"
8. Night Ranger "(You Can Still) Rock In America"
9. Slaughter "Up All Night"
10. LoudLion "Die Tuff"
11. Jani Lane "Photograph"
12. Craig Wedren "Balls Of Fury"


CAST:

Dan Fogler Randy Daytona
Christopher Walken Feng
George Lopez Agent Rodriguez
Thomas Lennon Karl Wolfschtagg
James Hong Master Wong
Terry Crews Freddy Fingers
Aisha Tyler Mahogany
Maggie Q Maggie Wong
Jason Scott Lee Eddie
Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa Mysterious Asian Man
Patton Oswalt The Hammer
Diedrich Bader Gary The Courtesan
David Koechner Rick the Birdmaster
Brandon Molale Wedge McDonald
Brett DelBuono Young Randy Daytona
Alan Thicke Sumo Wrestler
Jim Lampley Himself
Robert Patrick Sgt. Pete Daytona
Masi Oka Jeff
Justin Lopez Fury

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